2018年10月9日星期二

The Marriage of Grace and wolf by May Zheng (2011-07-24 08:01:47)

Horses don't have weddings.  But Grace the Horse met a very handsome wolf, and they were in love.  They had lots of dates and went on vacation together.  They decided to marry each other.  But the other animals laughed.  Except bull, Owl, Deer, Elephant, and Rabbit.

"I can play the guitar for you," Bull said.

"I can plant beautiful trees for you." Owl said.

"I'll flip some hamburgers for dessert." Deer said."
"I shall cheer for the couple. " Elephant said modestly.

"And I will decorate the trees that Owl plants for you" Rabbit said nobely.

"Wait," cried Fox, "I'll hula hoop for you!"

"Wait for me too!" Frog cried, "I will hula dance for Grace and Wolf!"

"I thought you weren't interested," Grace said gentlely.

"Sorry," said Frog, "I forgot I could dance..."

"And I forgot I could hula, hoop." Grace said.

"Right." Fox sighed.

"When is the wedding?" Deer asked.

"July 4th" Wolf said.

"Yes, because it's a special day, and everyone celebrates it. but now we have two things!" said Grace.

Bull bowed his head.

"So it is settled, July 4th," Rabbit said.

"I'm so excited," Grace said, "because it's tomorrow."

So the wedding was held.  Grace kissed Wolf on the cheek and a shower of flowers and confetii.  The couple bowed and the audience cheered.  They lived happily.

                                                    4 years later

"Wolf, you are so lazy!" Grace shouted,"Don't you do any work at home?"

"I thought you were happy with it, and girls do most of the wor anyway," Wolf said back.

"Lazy old haggerman, we are supposed to share the work, silly." Grace rubbed the dishes really hard with her towel, "and I am not a robot who works for you all day and night," Grace said between gritted teeth."

"You've been doing this for 4 years, anyway and you haven't said a word, so i didn't know how you felt." Wolf shot back rudely.

"Well you should look at my face more closely and see how it looks like," Grace said, "I don't want you in this house anymore, Go to your own house and come again later.  Or maybe never." She added bitterly.

"I don't care.  And they last sentence you said was really true." Wolf said, "Or maybe never," he echoed mockingly.

Grace's face turned red and she looked like she was going to explode.  "If you insist in never seeing each other, there is only one way: to divorce, "Grace said.

Wolf shrugged, "Okay, fine with me." Wolf said.

没有评论:

发表评论

2026年六月精神瑜伽

  本月請假一天去紐約看拉斐爾的展覽,度過了美好的一天,單開一篇 日記 作爲記錄。(此刻,回去尋找我的日記的時候,發現在“我的日記”頁面,豆瓣顯示至於2025年年底。我得去動態裏挖出來。提醒我還是得在另一處備份一下。)果然,看到了如下的廣播: 关于部分日记不显示的问题,已修复 昨...