The Toad by May Zheng (2011-07-24 08:11:42)

I am a toad,

Yes, indeed a grumpy, warty toad.

I love to eat flies,

I also like to wear bow ties.

I live in a ditch in a road.

You think that's odd?

Then you should visit the Hipponamed Todd.

I'm done with my story.

"Keep going." you urge,

"Come out! Show yourself." you insist,

Okay, I'm coming,

Out of my ditch now I emerge...

You fainted?

Well, I always knew that I was



         ugly.

But not THAT ugly.

Hmph



          Splop, thwock fwoop.

I'm never ever going to show myself again.