Bad Monkey Business by May (2011-03-15 07:25:13)

Monkey plees on your knee,

Monkey spys on your eye,

Monkey beds on your head,

Monkey goes up your head,

Monkey paces on your face,

Monkey has a seat on your feet,

Monkey shares your hair,

Monkey pecks on your neck,

Monkey naps on your lap,

Monkey begs on your leg,

Monkey spring onto your tongue,

Monkey chews on your shoe,

Monkey sneezes on your peas,

Monkey dances on your pants,

Monkey jigs on your wig,

Monkey spits on your hat,

Monkey burfs on your scarf,

Monkey rips open your lip,

Monkey scratches at your patch,

Monkey pushes at your bush,

Monkey jumps on your pumps,

I'VE HAD ENOUGH!

Get that monkey out the door!  I don't want to see him once more!